Gorgas Avenue

a San Franciscan à Paris

look to your right. hi.

look to your right. hi.

(via crystaldiamondrose)

Flow Chart for my Friends

Just got this in an email from Monica…hilarious flow chart for you ladies to save on your phone. Enjoy attempting this after your (horrible/French) martini.

I simply don’t understand men who ask women on dates through Facebook.  This is a global epidemic  that I will continue to fight by ignoring aforementioned invitations…indefinitely.  I’ve learned to be a little flexible on the text/email date request when I can sense they are nervous. But seriously, grow a pair. 
Gentlemen, meet the telephone.

I simply don’t understand men who ask women on dates through Facebook.  This is a global epidemic that I will continue to fight by ignoring aforementioned invitations…indefinitely.  I’ve learned to be a little flexible on the text/email date request when I can sense they are nervous. But seriously, grow a pair. 

Gentlemen, meet the telephone.

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