Flow Chart for my Friends
Just got this in an email from Monica…hilarious flow chart for you ladies to save on your phone. Enjoy attempting this after your (horrible/French) martini.
I simply don’t understand men who ask women on dates through Facebook. This is a global epidemic that I will continue to fight by ignoring aforementioned invitations…indefinitely. I’ve learned to be a little flexible on the text/email date request when I can sense they are nervous. But seriously, grow a pair.
Gentlemen, meet the telephone.

